Well while my friends and I have been discussing mountain biking, there’s a list of things that have been said that are pretty funny.

“I’m tired, but atleast I’m not sweating a trail” - UB

“I’ve lost communication with my boys” - Michael P.
Said while trying to climb Mission Peak

“That was fun…in a massochistic kinda way” - Michael P.

“That’s more fun than shoot’n strangers” - Mr.O & UB

“It’s all fun and games till someone has shit thrown at them” - Michael J.
Said after Jim, throws horse crap at him with the intention of hitting Jason G.

“Oh, my twins didn’t like that” - Michael P.
While riding around Sly Park, body going down, bike coming up

“Remember, the guy in the rear is just having fun, it’s the guy front that’s gay” - Jim O.
While trailing behind Eric

“I think I got some cow shit on my lip” - Michael P.

“People can ride this $hit?” - anonymous

“Keep it to the Right” - Mr. O.
The back story to this is we were climbing up a steep section at Pleasanton Ridge one day, the right side of the trail was nothing but a mud bog that sunk your tires in about 6″ - 1′

That was a ” let me do that trick quickly” thinking on a “don’t do that quickly” - Peter O.

One more last trick - Michael P.

Pedaldamnit! Or we’ll leave you for dead - Ryan T.

Oh Shit! What the f’k was I thinking - Michael P.
While following some friends on a trail

If you’ve got some funny sayings and want to submit them, if I find them good, they may just make this page. E-mail me